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Once a man went to a corporate party. After a lot of drinks, people start punching big lines.

One of the guys in the party said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife."

The audience shocked and before anyone say something, he added, "She was my mother." The crowd cheered and a lot of applause.

Late that night, the man reached his home. In the morning, during breakfast, trying to crack it in front of his wife, he started, "You know darling, the best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife."

Then standing there dumbstruck trying to recollect the next line...

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By the time he got his senses, he was lying at the hospital with roller[belan] signs all over his forehead and temple.

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